She/her

Low chance you'll find me on a Hetero fic.

Just realized one of my irl friends follows me on here (yes I suprisingly have some) and it genuinely scares me. (Now four do!!! Wattpad, please add a block feature.)

If you're from NZ, hi!
If you're not, hi!
Nice to meet ya

(What's ya name?)

Bishrexual asshole

Every time someone asks me if I'm okay, on the inside I'm like "ⁿ⁰" but I actually usually just say, "wot a great question," or something along those lines.

It's fine if you don't like me. I don't even like me most of the time.

I can easily go from,
"How am I the actual, ugliest person alive?"
to
"I'm actually a fooking Godess, Zayn is quaking in his hair gel."

Niall Horan deserves better

Louis Tomlinson deserves better

Liam Payne deserves better

Harry Styles deserves better

Zayn Malik deserves better

One Direction deserves better

💙💚, but respectfully.
  • Under Larry's bed with Niall Horan
  • JoinedJuly 15, 2020


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Merry birth, Zen!!!
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