You Don't Know?

Hello young peoples of America! Or Europe! Or China! Or wherever you're reading this at! (tell me where you're from!) I'm not really sure why I'm writing this in here, but here I go!

I'm a 16 year old male (← gonna have to change that though. Crap!) and I'm single and ready to mingle! Sorry ladies, I play for the other team ;) *sudden crash* Aagh! Big shocker! Sudden plot twist! Someone bring the doctor in here someone may have died! Oh no we forgot to check the doomometer and we're all doomed!

Where am I going with this?
Oh ya.

I sound like I'm writing an e-harmony bio.
Gosh danget.

Well I like long walks on the beach, looking at sunsets, then suddenly the camera zooms out and we're stranded in a zombie Apocalypse.

Well then. I Wonder if I still have to do my chores..... Hah, like I do them anyway, who do you think I am, a responsible person? That was your first mistake.

I like movies anywhere from violence and blood and gore to a good romance chick lit like a walk to Remember or Twilight. Ya, sounds weird to me too......

Well this is my bio (that I could totally hook up to e-harmony) and you should totally check out my stories if you've possibly read this far! Literally like 8% of this was talking about my stories and the other 96% was random crap. 

Oh well.

Don't look at my excellent math skills. 

Hate math....

As you can see from my profile, I am mostly a romance/fiction writer. I like to write romance more because I can create a love life that is so much better than mine. 

This is probably the most you'll ever get out of me, cause in real life I'm so socially awkward I couldn't even have a conversation with a dog.

That was so sad.

*crickets in the audience as a single tear rolls down my face* 
*crickets die because it's so sad and depressing*

Forever alone....

Other then that, thank you for reading and signing out!

Peace!

-Happy Meckori

''Don't break a writer's heart and think ink won't spill.''
-Savannah Eager

Thanks for reading!