With his last few coins Lord Gumpick put it on black, and black came in. With his winnings he bought a seat on a plane bound for South America, he rode down the Amazon and helped an injured tribesman back to his village. He then stole away on a ship bound for Africa where he crossed the Serengeti. To Shanghai! Where he met a businessman who had lost everything, together they built an empire worth billions only to watch it fall apart and crumble to pieces. With the last of his investment he bought a ticket home and registered on here.
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Gumpick Gumpick Jul 02, 2019 03:40PM
The Wilfred-Beaker Operation. A local village fete and an escaped sabre-toothed tiger. Harold, our hapless hero, makes a mess of the vegetable competition, and changes the course of history. Check it...
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The Wilfred-Beaker Operation by Gumpick
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