« Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like » LEMONY SNICKET

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Jasmine is a something year old girl whose first language is sarcasm, who believes fictional boys are better than real boys, and should not be given a scalpel because there is a big chance she is looking for something to dissect. Her days are clouded with dreams of being a neurosurgeon and she's already begun her journey.

Just call her a self proclaimed philosopher and a lover of hikes over the mountainous ranges of Lebanon.

Yes, she has friends who are just as random, cynical, rambunctious and uncanny. They tend to bite, they can be loud, and only understand the world in terms of memes. They are the kings and queens of the neighbourhood, who lay claim over the suburban streets and the vast park fields.

She's a fan of puns (if this were an astronomy website, you could've COMET me for this joke) and corny jokes, literally anything makes her laugh. Seriously, she can't stop smiling; it might get kinda creepy. You might think she's losing her mind (which she is not - most of the time).

She's a bit crazy. You can tell 'cuz she's been referring to herself in the third person. It's more exciting that way, isn't she right? Sometimes you might think she's missing a few screws.

Okay, seriously. Enough with the narrative. It's creepy to refer to yourself in the third person.

MY WORKS:
» Beau [completed] // Teen Fiction
» A place we know [completed]// General Fiction
» SHOOT [completed] // Short Story
» who we were [ongoing] // General Fiction
» California [completed]//Short Story
»Jonah is not a Hero [ongoing]// Teen Fiction

And many other books in the making! I need to put a leash on my imagination, sheesh.

Don't be shy, leave me a message! (Unlike my friends, I don't bite)

xx

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Good evening, everyone!I just published a super short story titled “California”, and I’ve updated all the chapters I’ve written, so it’s complete. It’s just a little idea I had last night that I wa...
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