Folks-say-Adam

Happy Mean Girls Day!

Lancymoo

october 3rd! my new favourite day! :D
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Folks-say-Adam

Turns out i'm aromantic. Had to say goodbye to my girlfriend today who didn't take it well so she moved into a friend's apartment. 
          
          I haven't talked to her in two days, what's going on in your guy's life??

Lancymoo

damn i havent been on your account in a while things have been rough for everyone I guess
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Lancymoo

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oh shit
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Folks-say-Adam

Headcanon: Alexander didn't come to terms with his bisexuality till his like junior year of college and nobody knew. He decides to go to Pride one year with a tiny bisexual flag and boom he sees Thomas also looking scared of getting caught. Anyway they lock eyes but don't say anything. Alexander waves his little flag at him before they are both lost in the crowd

Lea3458

me likey 
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Lea3458

@Folks-say-Adam bruh you I'm gonna encourage you and you cant stop me
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Folks-say-Adam

"Daddy where do babies come from?" Thomas's daughter asks him one night at dinner as he's cooking. He pauses, Alexander who is doing work at the kitchen table looks up.
          Before Thomas can come up with a convincing lie Alexander answers. "The same way you were born i kicked your dad in the nuts."
          Thomas is horrified and stares at Alexander in shock as the little girl darts out of her seat to kick her dad announcing "I want a little brother!"

Lea3458

@Folks-say-Adam that is so cute omg 
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TheCronchIsReal

FOR A QUICK SEC I THOUGHT U WERE TALKING ABOUT THOMAS THE TRAIN-
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Potato101UwU

@Folks-say-Adam Well, they better give her a sibling soon
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Folks-say-Adam

Excuse me while i break up with my girlfriend to date Donnie from rottmnt. We were wrong lesbians. There ARE guys that can turn us straight