Chris

Hey there, if you've stumbled across my profile it's a safe guess that you've read some of the absolute garbage that I've put up on this site. If that's the case I'm truly sorry, I'm aware that my editing is appalling and I'm going to get to work on rewrites of the Argonaut series as soon as I've finished writing Wraith, so keep an eye out.

That said, my updating schedule is basically nonexistent and sometimes I just vanish for a couple of months at a time when I have no motivation to write. Again, sorry. I truly appreciate anyone that's read through my stories and leaves some feedback to help me improve, you're all truly wonderful. If you'd ever like a chat or would like to know about how close an update for a particular story is to coming out, just shoot me a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I see it.

Some users of Chris report him as: 

"Actually a complete goblin, one and a half stars."

"An anxious wreck with no real talent for writing, entirely unreliable."

"The worst thing to happen to Australia since the Emu War."

"Somehow, quantifiably worse than a headache."

Cheers lads and lasses, I'll see you when I get back from my next nervous breakdown.