Probably doing something impulsive or stupid





My name is FRIEND, but you can call me Z if you want.

6'0 (tall gang pog)

I have six beautiful adopted children named Samantha ( @Jaidyn369501 ), Molly ( @Teratosu10811 ), Danny ( @themcytAddict ), Pricilla ( @-fallenischaotic ), Sylvester (@UltimateReverseCard) and Ricardo ( @_Michyo_ ), and also Ricardo's child (making me a grandma), and if you dare harm even a single hair on their precious heads, I will find your house and peacefully break your kneecaps.

I am a type 1 diabetic and an adrenaline junkie. I play guitar and ukulele, and I like to animate! I'm also working on a novel :))

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I am a proud Christian, and if you don't like that, God loves you, and I love you as well 💙💙

Discord: razzle_m_dazzle (I do commissions)
  • ur mom's house lmao gottem
  • JoinedMarch 2, 2021


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FRIEND-Z FRIEND-Z Oct 11, 2022 04:29PM
my sister told me to count how many people were wearing white nike air forces and i've counted 56 in the last 7 minutes.
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