Elite of Weird

Welcome~
My dream was to be a superhero, but I am stuck writing about them instead.
I like - LOVE - candy. The sweet kind. And ice cream - the milk kind. 
I am not a super talkative person, but I do smile and wave. 

"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three." - Elayne Boosler

~Series of Connections~
|How To Series|
-How to Tame a Cat: Completed
-How to Catch a Fish: Completed (Two Versions)
-How to Be a God: Completed 
-How to Save a Hero: Completed
|The Realm Wars Series| 
-The Scared God: Completed
-The Unwanted Wendigo: Ongoing [Mondays]