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Hey guys, Fred here. I've spent a lot of time on this site, made a lot of friends, and read a lot of stories, but my time here has come to an end. To all the stories I never finished, I know you'll write good chapters, and to all the comments I never got back to, I'm sorry I missed your clever replies. Also I have a lover! Just a fun fact for the road. Good bye y'all :)

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Hey guys, Fred here. I've spent a lot of time on this site, made a lot of friends, and read a lot of stories, but my time here has come to an end. To all the stories I never finished, I know you'll write good chapters, and to all the comments I never got back to, I'm sorry I missed your clever replies. Also I have a lover! Just a fun fact for the road. Good bye y'all :)

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Yesterday at lunch I was eating-obviously- when I found a new skill. You through a chip at me- I catch it in my mouth 9/10 times. So I’m sitting here, my friend throwing chips, even a tatertot that I caught, right at me, but my other friend had missed every catch cause she was too busy vacuuming up her nachos with her mouth. So I’m like “gather around mortals, for I have a gift.” And my friends look at me, also some random people, I look to my friend and give he the look that says I mean business, and she looks to me and nods, then picks up the perfect chip and starts counting down. And when she threw that chip I swear it was in slow motion. I grasped the edge of my seat and leaned forward, and when I felt that chip land on my tongue, I felt infinite. Also this old man who was outside fixing pipes had stopped to watch and gave me a thumbs up which made me feel like jesus himself is my soulmate and this was my test to see If I’m worthy and why is this so long and what if that old man was god. He had a nice mustache

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@TheFredBajesus *claps*
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But basically I’m good at catching things with my mouth and mustache god gave me a thumbs up
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My father ran over my foot with his car. I'm fine. But I feel betrayed.

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Physically, about a 6. 
            Emotionally after that betrayal, 35
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DannyJesseandJoey

@TheFredBajesus  I feel like you were betrayed.
            On a level of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?
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I would like everyone to know that I have solved a Rubik's cube.

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That really depends on you and your thoughts. 
            Do I see myself as god?
            I solved a Rubik's cube. Of course I do.
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Umbridge_BurnToDeath

Are you God?
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