Daxton the D

Heyoo, I'm Daxton and I honestly am the worst person you'll ever meet.

Avoiding people to not cause them extreme discomfort is one of my specialties.

After reading that, a normal would have left, but you're still here my friend. That means you are amazing and prepare to be uncomfortable.

Some things on my bucket list include:

-Watching "Queer as Folk" with Simon Curtis (THE SEX SCENES THOUGH!!!)

-Attend San Francisco Pride

✔ -Make out with a wall 

-Fight a boxing kangaroo

✔ -Bathe in orange juice

-Create a YouTube channel

-Have my first kiss

-Try to date a chick

✔ = Completed

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I am studying procrastination and I have my Master's Degree in extreme sarcasm.

I am at the top of the gaybow and I manage to get a beautiful view from up here. 

I also like my bum. I have a very nice bum.

That's my life story.

My writing is pretty interesting as I've never dated a girl but I like writing straight stories. Don't get me wrong, I will tone up the gay if you wish. Most of my love scenes involve witty and perfect moments without extreme awkwardness. (<--- Can you tell that I'm lying???) I am the king of references and the master of not finishing books on a personal deadline.

ENJOY!