Ayo everyone.
Dam_It_Doctor here.
"You're never gonna look like me. You're always gonna look like a dumpster outside of an Arby's." -Shane
Sadly, I write cringeworthy fanfiction about our dead founding fathers so feel free to cringe with me. (I'm not proud) ((My normal stories are somehow worse))
"So I look at my broken rice cake and think about how much it symbolizes my life."
I am technically an author but i'm also a screwup lmao.
I'm conservative, and I cannot stand feminazis and SJWs. Seriously. I value equality and our rights as American citizens, not entitlements and supremacy.
I consist mainly of outdated memes, fandom references, and strong political opinions
"Your parents are so strict omg" Well I'm sorry my parents don't let me do meth on the porch Stephanie but we don't roll like that.
Please direct all your questions and complaints to the nearest brick wall bc you have a better chance of getting a response from that than you do from me.
(Jk don't be scared to talk)
#MAGA
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