A circle is straighter than my sexuality (jk, I'm pan)
Their(s)/Them/They, I am non-binary.
I'm only into Mob Psycho 100 ships now its probably not good for me-
My son is: @ssweetie-starss
I HAVE A NEW DAUGHTER
*(carefully) SLAMS @ImHereForThatTea ON THE TABLE*
Quotes will now be in a 'story' I'm writing
"I'm gonna punt a cunt into the sun't"
"What if I accidentally i n h a l e d a bee?"
"There is only one gender and that gender is gluestick"
"I think I made her worse... I think she's having a stro- oH MY GOD, I MADE HER WORSE-"
"No, she's just being an emo-tistical fuck...yes, I meant emo"
"Who's sick? You probably deserved it"
"I'm gonna shishter shoot myself"
"Go KaShoot yourself"
"Jaaaames Madison said something prescient about this but he was kind of a bEaUtiFuL wOmAn-"
"Can't spell 70% of Assassination Class without Ass"
*blowing nose* "Hey, would you look at that, I'm b l e e d i n g-"
"I hope I dont get ran over by a cricket"
"I'm eating a Fun Dip for breakfast and no one can stop me except my mom, my doctor, and my clogged arteries"
"fUCk, MY FUN DIP-"
"I'm going to deep throat the Fun Dip stick and see what it feels like"
"I think this sausage expired but I'ma eat anyway"
"We found a mckluckin dead spider in our mcfuckin christmas tree"
"Small and cheap. Just like my men-"
"Is there a color blind people for gay?- wAIT I MEANT GRAY-"
"You almost punched my pinkie off"
*drinks cafeteria milk* "Oof, this tastes expired" *continues to drink*
"I'M RUNNING OUT OF ART JUICE"
*adds sugar to medicine* "A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down-"
"Where's my phone? I have bad memory... What was I looking for again?... Oh, Fundip!"
- In Teruki Hanazawa's weave oh god oh fu
- JoinedDecember 19, 2017