A circle is straighter than my sexuality (jk, I'm pan)

Their(s)/Them/They, I am non-binary.

I'm only into Mob Psycho 100 ships now its probably not good for me-

My son is: @ssweetie-starss
I HAVE A NEW DAUGHTER
*(carefully) SLAMS @ImHereForThatTea ON THE TABLE*

Quotes will now be in a 'story' I'm writing

"I'm gonna punt a cunt into the sun't"

"What if I accidentally i n h a l e d a bee?"

"There is only one gender and that gender is gluestick"

"I think I made her worse... I think she's having a stro- oH MY GOD, I MADE HER WORSE-"

"No, she's just being an emo-tistical fuck...yes, I meant emo"

"Who's sick? You probably deserved it"

"I'm gonna shishter shoot myself"

"Go KaShoot yourself"

"Jaaaames Madison said something prescient about this but he was kind of a bEaUtiFuL wOmAn-"

"Can't spell 70% of Assassination Class without Ass"

*blowing nose* "Hey, would you look at that, I'm b l e e d i n g-"

"I hope I dont get ran over by a cricket"

"oOf, fOo-"

"I'm eating a Fun Dip for breakfast and no one can stop me except my mom, my doctor, and my clogged arteries"

"fUCk, MY FUN DIP-"

"I'm going to deep throat the Fun Dip stick and see what it feels like"

"I think this sausage expired but I'ma eat anyway"

"We found a mckluckin dead spider in our mcfuckin christmas tree"

"Small and cheap. Just like my men-"

"Is there a color blind people for gay?- wAIT I MEANT GRAY-"

"You almost punched my pinkie off"

*drinks cafeteria milk* "Oof, this tastes expired" *continues to drink*

"I'M RUNNING OUT OF ART JUICE"

*adds sugar to medicine* "A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down-"

"Where's my phone? I have bad memory... What was I looking for again?... Oh, Fundip!"
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