Just a college senior who trolls sexist, racist, anti-humanist and anti-LGBTQ+ works of fiction/media.

I read all comments even if I don't reply and I'm grateful for them all.

🅴🆇🅿🅴🅲🆃 🆂🅿🅾🆁🅰🅳🅸🅲 🆄🅿🅳🅰🆃🅴🆂 Meanwhile please read @ISmokeAndMirrorsI 's exquisite poetry.

╰☆☆ Princess of the Crackheads
[Queen of the Crackheads is @JadaVoltaire - she appointed me princess :P]
╰☆☆@ISmokeAndMirrorsI 's annoying twin

𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠-𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟:
» I may do parody/re-telling requests. Message me if you have anything in mind!
» I also make covers. DM me if you want one!
» Do you want to collaborate? I'm up for that too!

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭:
• All the Shades of Anastasia Steele is MY WORK with parts of EL James' prose sprinkled in. Parts of it include ridiculous comments I make about prose/plot/dialogue.
• My Immortal is NOT MY WORK. It's an infamous fan fiction published in 2006-07 by Tara Gilesbie. Not enough people know about it.


P.S. All the Shades of Anastasia Steele has minor potholes because I don't care enough about the story and it's only a parody. I'm working on it only to practice writing when I have writers block.

P.P.S. Please don't report my stories. There is, of course, no questionable content in them - but if you do have some thoughts about why you feel the story/content is not right, DM me, and we'll discuss it.

P.P.P.S. I use an ungodly number of hearts, smilies and exclamation points. Before you flee, I'll add that it's not as many as the number of exclamations the esteemed president of the United States uses in his tweets.

[The college senior part is a joke, lol. Like, a reference to Ana Steele. I'm actually 19.]
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CresseidaRess CresseidaRess Feb 24, 2020 11:07AM
Okay, it's not happening today. An hour isn't enough to sift through the maddening mess that Fifty Shades is and try to scavenge the good bits. Sorry! I might publish during the weekend though.
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