Remeber that one time you couldn't find your favourite pickle? Yeah, that was also me.
What are you gonna do about it?
Dye my hair green?
I think the fuck not.
*calls fbi man*
"Rick, I need your hel-"
'I got you, Susan.'
"Thank...thank you, Ricky."
'Nothing to thank for. This is my duty.'
"The least I can do is pay you back, little Rick."
*Rick smirks like the nasty fuck he is*
'Watchu gonna pay me with, Susi?'
*takes your favourite pickle out of ass and shoves down that mf's throat*
"Rot in hell, Rick."
- safe in patrick's arms
- JoinedAugust 22, 2016