I'm whatever gender you want me to be. I, literally, couldn't care less.
I'm bisexual
I'm done with your bullshįt
I'm a Sagittarius ♐️
I am Sam. Sam I am. And I've never had green eggs and ham.

As much as I love Harry Potter, I've moved on from the fandom

𝕀𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝔼𝕞𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕠𝕣'𝕤 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕧𝕖, 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕗ü𝕔𝕜 𝕠𝕗𝕗 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝔼𝕞𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕠𝕣'𝕤 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕞𝕖 𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕝 𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕥𝕪 𝕓𝕠𝕠. 𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕖𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕂𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕜'𝕤 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕧𝕖.


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ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀɴᴅ
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ғᴜᴄᴋ ᴏғғ!!


ᗩᗰEᖇIᑕᗩᑎ ᑭᗩTᖇIOTᔕ ᗪᑌᖇIᑎG TᕼE ᗷOᔕTOᑎ TEᗩ ᑭᗩᖇTY: "ᔕᑭIᒪᒪ TᕼE TEᗩ, ᔕIᔕ"

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I just posted All of my stories from Ao3 if you want to check them out
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