@CalmGuy9
Rancho ki tarah graduation ke baad sabko ghost karne ka mann hai.
Par mere mummy - papa CBI ke bhi baap hai. Kaise bhi karke mujhe dhoondhenge, phir mein permanently ghost ho jaunga. (⌐■-■)
@CalmGuy9 Graduation complete hone se phele permanently ghost banne se toh Bach jaye phele
What I study:
"Khadak Singh ke khadakne se khadakti hain khidkiyaan.
khidkiyon ke khadakne se khadakta hain khadak Singh."
What I remember:
"Khadak khadak ke khadake khidki khadak Singh ka khadke zor."
Dukh. Dard. Peedha. Kast.(｡ŏ﹏ŏ)
User 1: uses nudes for profile picture.
Wattpad: I blind. :P
User 2: uses a simple swear word, for example, shit.
Wattpad: *panics* *fire alarm* *sirens screeching in a distance* O.M.G!! How could they swear? There are children here, innocent little minds. We cannot allow such corruption. Flag the comment! Block the user! Delete the comment!
*throws holy water around* such corruption mustn't reach the pure eyes of such young and innocent minds.
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Matlab, kaise double standards hai yeh? (I exaggerated on the block and delete part, don't mind). ¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯
Wattpad, leave cyberbullying and hate speech. First deal with such users and content.
It's funny how people call a rapid heartbeat, sweating, flushing of cheeks, etc as signs of love.
Dost mere, saamne se aata woh insaan could be a chalta-phirta nuclear power plant dyed in red and, your gut feeling is telling you to escape.
Par nahi, tumhe toh Aashiqui karni hai na. :P
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Savdhaan rahe, surakshit rahe.
Aur apne dost ko free ka therapist na samjhe.
"Dil khush jahan
Teri to manzil hai wahin."
Parents: "Engineering, Medical, Law, aur CA ke alawa koi khushi hai tumhari zindagi mein toh, ghar se dafa ho jao."
Study/Exam tips in foreign countries:
• Make notes.
• Yoga for concentration/mindfulness.
• Stay hydrated.
• Revise
• Learn from your mistakes.
• Sleep properly.
• Mind-maps, mnemonics, etc.
Study/Exam tips in India:
• Badam Khao. Paneer, Gobi, Egg, Bhindi, bhool jao. Sirf aur sirf badam khao. Tumhare ragon mein khoon nahi, badam hona chaiye.
• Stay hydrated? Bhak! Baar baar bathroom jaoge, time waste hoga. Jab tak Ambani, Adani, Tata, Birla na bano, tab tak pani ko haath mat lagana. Focus kam ho jata hai.
• Revise? Hatt! Pure chapter ka new version likh sakte ho toh batao. Nahi toh chull bhar pani lo aur...
• Mistakes? Beta, zindagi mein agar galtiyon se seekhna hai doosron ko dekho. Agar tumne khud galti ki, toh ghar aane ki zaroorat nahi hai.
• Neend? Pfft! Pehle paise kamao, naam-waam banao, bangla, gaadi kharido, settle ho jao, phir jitna sona hai so jao.
Teachers: "Even if there's one student, I will take class."
Also, Teachers: "Ha! There's only five of you. Class cancelled."
Bhai, matlab — I didn't cross twenty potholes, swim three drains, walk seven miles in the rain, fight sixteen rowdy drivers, tame sixty street dogs, and, change thirty six buses to hear a 'class cancelled'. ಠ_ಠ
My only achievement in life is having a 5 stars rider rating on Uber, Ola and Rapido. •́ ‿ ,•̀
Woh alag baat hai ki saare drivers/captains mujhe reject kar dete hai.
College: "Look, this is not mandatory. We won't force you all to do it."
Also, college: "If you don't do this, we will not allow you to give your exams, fail you, send you back to the first semester, keep you from getting a degree, and suck all your blood."
Random "Only Girls can understand" post exists.
Comments:
"As a girl, I'm genuinely confused. ::rock face::"
"Aaj se mein ladka ::skull face::"
"Waiting for someone to explain this to me."
"Mumma, aaj se mein Rani nahi, Raj hoon. Maar kyun rahe ho? Iss post ne hisab se I'm not a girl."
Meanwhile boys: *confused unga bunga*