BlackEyedAlien

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I want to adopt a plant. Any suggestions for planting and shit?

BlackEyedAlien

@whothefuckissonia I'll book the first flight I find.
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whothefuckissonia

@BlackEyedAlien Lmaoo, it'll make more sense for me to adopt you then. Let me go set up the guest room
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BlackEyedAlien

@whothefuckissonia I didn't know that 15 years old can adopt people older than them, must be the UK law ☠️ How about you adopt me instead? I'm in a need of new home anyway.
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IndecentSinner

Gangnam style 

BlackEyedAlien

@IndecentSinner gotta admit, it would've been hilarious.
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IndecentSinner

EXCUSE ME????? BRO WTF- 
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BlackEyedAlien

@IndecentSinner I saw this in my inbox and thought that it was your further text "embarrassing myself online". I though you accidentally showed people your armpits with hair while doing something online ☠️
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LazyCheetah

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LazyCheetah

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BlackEyedAlien

@LazyCheetah aw, thanks for this ❤️❤️❤️
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that_petrichor

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BlackEyedAlien

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I want to adopt a plant. Any suggestions for planting and shit?

BlackEyedAlien

@whothefuckissonia I'll book the first flight I find.
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whothefuckissonia

@BlackEyedAlien Lmaoo, it'll make more sense for me to adopt you then. Let me go set up the guest room
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BlackEyedAlien

@whothefuckissonia I didn't know that 15 years old can adopt people older than them, must be the UK law ☠️ How about you adopt me instead? I'm in a need of new home anyway.
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ScarlettBlackDaisy

Just noticed you've given my story a chance. So I'm dropping by to let you know that I truly appreciate it and hope you'll find my work worth-it. Feedback and comments are more than welcome. Once again, thank you so much for making my day better <3 

BlackEyedAlien

@ScarlettBlackDaisy you're welcome ❤️
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whothefuckissonia

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BlackEyedAlien

@whothefuckissonia aw, this made me smile ❤️ thanks nia
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