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MY FELLOW CHEESE PEOPLE
          I AM OFFICIALLY AOYAMA’S LONG LOST TWIN FOR I OWN TOO MUCH CHEESE NOW!!! IM LITERALLY ABOUT TO DECORATE EVERYTHING I OWN WITH CHEESE THEMED STUFF(ToT)
          My obsession is close to its breaking point.
          
          But how are you guys? It’s Friday the thirteenth where I am right now and I’ve never felt so worried, depressed, tired, and annoyed in one day. I feel ready to fall into endless sleep so no annoying kid can bother me again(SIBLINGS ESPECIALLY).
          
          I’ve also been listening to Steven Universe songs on loop and well lets just say, I’m about to add a lot more to my description(soon enough when I’m not a lazy b!tch).
          
          If you remember, what was your happiest dream you’ve ever had? It can literally be anything and no, you do not have to type a fifty page essay about it. This is wattpad not English class.
          
          CHEESE N ORANGE JUICE FOR LIFE
          
          Love you cheese heads✨❤️

Why did I just choke on cheese?
          I live cheese
          I laugh cheese
          I love cheese
          I cherish cheese
          I honor cheese
          I worship cheese
          Cheese iz life
          Life iz cheese
          Without cheese, or orange juice, life iz no longer life. Remember, cheese is keys
          
          Has anyone felt like throwing everything they own across the room yet? Deep breaths, be bully free, and blame everything on the teachers.
          
          Love you all❤️

Someone asked me if I hit them on the head and it hurt, would they be considered weak or would I be considered strong. When I tell you I lost every last braincell that was left in my very skull. The literally made me waste half my day thinking about it and I’m like, “… THAT Ñ!&&Ą TRICKED ME!!!” But by then, it was already time to go but Imma find them when I go back and Imma beat. their. ass.
          
          But how were your guys’s days? Hope the air was sparing you the embarrassment and didn’t trip you or choke you to act like you got beef for no reason whatsoever. But I have yet to get my cheese and orange juice AND AND AND I GOT BLOOD ORANGES AGAIN!!! THEY ARE SO GOOD AND I ONE HUNDRED PERCENT RECOMMEND THEM!!! But try my not to trip walking down the sidewalk! Or anything else… just in case… But chocolate covered strawberries, eat them or eat cheese! And if not those, drink orange juice! If you don’t have those… just drink water and eat a damn banana- Ion’t know.
          
          Love you all❤️

missed youuuuu ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Why do I have so many scars? 
          I just take one good look at my arms and I’m like “… DAYUM, WHAT HAPPENED TO MAH ARMS!!?”
          But there is like a lot more on my legs but those are from my cat and dogs so they don’t count but my arms?? What the frickitty frackitty has past me been doing?
          Do you guys ever just wake up and see a random scar on your body that you don’t remember having? Literally me right now.
          
          But how are you guys? It’s finally the weekend for me yet I still have a million missing assignments and like five projects not turned in so I’m praying I eventually remember to turn everything in and get my grades up. I have like 5 A’s but I also have a D which is VERY bad ‘cause if I don’t get that up, y’all gon’ see me end up like Izu behind a cash register for McDonald’s. 
          
          Also, is it normal to always want oranges and orange juice? I was told that it was bad cause of something about my immune system and calcium and all this other stuff but Ion’t know and I’m too lazy to search on google since it’ll probably say some shiz about ‘You’re going to die in 3 days if you keep doing this’ which I DONT HAVE TIME FOR, GOOGLE!!!
          
          I love you guyz tho!!❤️❤️✌

I crave cheese and orange juice.
          
          How are you guys? I’ve been trying to turn in my 193774+ missing assignments and 354+ projects while rethinking my life choices and avoiding sleep for a while but not really any drama. Teachers being b!t¢hes, students being idiotic møțħęřfuckers, papers being burning and glared at for the rest of their days, lockers being unable to open with combos that look like freaking hieroglyphics, air making me trip and choke for no reason, lunch tasting like moldy cheese, and computers deciding to malfunction at the worst times. 
          
          Who just loves school?
          Seven
          Clueless
          Hours
          Of
          Our
          Lives
          
          Or what about math?
          More
          Abuse
          Towards
          Humans
          
          Do you guys like strawberry cheesecake? I’ve tried the ice cream version and threw up from eating the whole container. 
          
          BUT ANYWAYYSSSSS, how have your SCHOOL days been? I know some of yall got like 5+ missing assignments. And as soon as the parents hear, just pray some hail Mary’s or somethin.
          
          I love you guyss!!❤️✌

I have been resummoned onto wattpad my fellow strangers!! I do hope everyone is doing okay and are not getting into fights! I almost started a fight with a boy in one of my classes and had to resist the full urge to reach over and rip his damn hair out (not that he had any). 
          
          But anyways, have you guys been eating cheese lately? I’ve started to gain an obsession with cheese, strawberries, carrots, and a little bit of chocolate but cheese is always on my mind. I dont even know why…
          
          I hope your days were decent or at least better than mine and I love you all!!❤️

~ATTENTION~ 
          
          YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO BE SHOWERED WITH LOVE SO ENJOY! 
          ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
          
          
          Now post this on everyone's wall who you think deserves all the love in the world. 
          
          If you get it... 
          
          
          
          1 back=Your Loved
          3 back= Your Popular
          5 back= Your one of the most lovable people out there! 
          9 back= Wow I'm jealous! 
          Don't break this chain unless you want to break someone's heart
          
          UwU

HELLO HUMANS FROM ABOVE AND BELOW!!! How have your lives been so far? No annoying siblings? No couples fighting? No family drama? No friend group drama? I am here for tea and therapea. If you need a therapist, I got u. I might be a little late with responses now but I’ll answer everyone’s comments as soon as I can! I so far have no drama although I do have some stupid project due in two days that I have barely started so if I don’t get that done you guys won’t be seeing me for a while. (TvT) But I hope you guys are enjoying yourselves wherever you are and remember cheese is keys :>
          
          Love you all!!❤️

✋Bro tell my why my teacher yelled at me for tryna pause a youtube video. Literally was doing my work and I realized I still had youtube open and so I pause the damn thing and next thing I know, I have no access to my freakin computer!! I try to explain to her what I ws tryna do and she for real said, “You should’ve never had that open in the first place. Keep it closed and don’t let it happen again.” I was ready to stab her eye with a damn pencil and then in mah next class this THING thought it would be a good idea to put their UGLY MUGLY FUGLY DISGUSTINGLY DIRTY A$$ CLAWS ON MY STUFF AND THOUGHT THEY WOULD GET AWAY WITH IT!!! I reached over so fast and they flinched too (ducking pǔßßy).✋
          
          But anywaysss how have you guys been? Managing to keep your mental healths stable for the day? Try not to snap and remember to breathe (specifically talking to the asthma ppl). But Ilyasm and hope your days go by happily!!❤️