Hi, I am Almost Psycho, an evil writer who is yet to be a full psycho.

I am infamously known for my wicked humor, wig snatch plot twists, and kinky smut 🔞

On the popular belief, NO, I DONT DRINK AND WRITE MY STORIES. 🤦😵🥃🐤
☝️That's totally an absurd theory.

Likes: Sarcasm and orgasms.

(I will tell you who I am once I am successful)

  • In Outer Space with my Cat
  • JoinedAugust 27, 2018

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AlmostPsycho AlmostPsycho Aug 10, 2020 03:46PM
Ayoo!!! New chapter updated on HIS EVIL WAYS on https://www.wattpad.com/story/217892879-his-evil-ways
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