I AM THE WITTLEST MINOTAUR

The cronch is good
The cronch is great
All the bath bombs I have ate
Have satisfied my crave

The cronch is divine
Worth standing in line
The purple ones are mine
I will never decline

I can never be tame
Cronch is not lame
Some say it's for fame
But true cronchers know
This is not a game

It's a way of life
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