Hello? I never really know how to start these things. Anyway, welcome to account filled with teen angst and suicide jokes.
My name is Alexander and I have no clue why people enjoy my books as it all it consists of is sex jokes and grammar errors.
I live all the way in Australia and that means I pretty much have a 0% chance of ever meeting anyone I care about.
I mostly listen to bands and watch rupauls drag race.
I am a bisexual boy so ladies and gentlemen please date me I'm lonely.
Damn that just got dark.
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- JoinedDecember 20, 2014