Hi! I just want to warn you, I am boring and weird *Makes an odd face and attempts to use the force* You have been forewarned...
Sooooooooooooooooo...*continues overuse of 'o's* Okie, moving on. So basically, I am a bookoholic. If this were an A.A. meeting it would go like this:
Me: Hi, I'm Abbi, and I'm a bookoholic.
Everyone: Hi Abbi.
Me: So -uh- how's life?
Everyone: Good, good.
*Awkward silence*
Someone: So, Abbi, how's your life?
Me: Aww, thanks for asking, I don't have one.
So that's what would happen. Yeah...
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Someone: UGH!! Not again! I'm gonna get you!
Me: *Runs away screaming* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Someone: *Holds up knife and charges, then pawses* Here, Abbi-Abbi. I'm not gonna murder you with this already bloody knife. HeeHee...
Me: *Whimpers inside towel cabinet* Don't hurt me, Don't hurt me...
Someone: HAHA! I found you! DIE DIE DIE!
Two hours later...
Well now that I'm a zombie and have come back from the dead...thanks to Someone (Not saying names or anything)...I will finish my boring lecture on me.
I love be to read and eat. Yeah that's basically my life in one sentence... wow I have a really sad life. Hmm. Oh well *shrugs*.
Hope you all have awesome lives!!! (Professional Advice: Don't die like me.)
xoxo~Abbi
P.S. You survived my boringness!! Oh wait, you're all looking a little pale. Hey! Is that raspberry sauce on your face? Oh, that's blood! Ahh! Blood! You are all zombies! Ahh! I told you not to die like me! Ahh! My lecture killed you! Help! Don't hurt me! Please! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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