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They told me I could be anything so I became a Time Lord disguised as a high functioning sociopath with an intolerance for natural light who cries and rewatches series in her free time.

15, female, functioning alcoholic

I thought I was straight but then Buffy...

If sunshine and unicorns were made human they would be Misha Collins. His hipbones are art.

*sings* Superwhooolloooock!! *jazz hands*

My life is too much panic! and not enough disco, I comfort eat and am terrible at texting back. my emotional state is fragile. love me.

Idk, please read my fanfics? talk to me? mail me food? bring me David Tennant and let me touch his hair?

BANDS. Currently obsessed with Twenty One Pilots |-/

Jensen Ackles man, Jensen Ackles.

Message me whenever, I don't care if it's to talk about tea or soup or whether tea is soup. I just really like talking to you guys.

If you're racist, homophobic (otherwise known as an asshole), sexist or ablist I hope the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. And then you spontaneously combust. And die.

And on that bombshell, goodnight.

*Darth Vader theme plays me out*
  • JoinedNovember 8, 2014


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221bBaker 221bBaker Jul 21, 2015 01:49PM
I finally published the next chapter (I know, I know, like three weeks late I'm terrible) and I really hope you guys like it. Please remember to vote and comment, it means so much to me.  
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