Alan

🇵🇸Free Palestine🇵🇸
🇵🇸Save Palestine🇵🇸

The embodiment of "curiosity killed the cat"

Emotions are... interesting

Motto(s):
Expect the (un)expected
Do stupid things with a smile on your face
Best for last
Worst for first

I probably have some trauma

Smile/Laugh/Chuckle/Cackle/Joke the trauma away

I find s*x jokes to be very funny
(Which is very concerning if you read the paragraph on top)

I love rhyming

STFU!!!! IVAN IS ALIVE!!!

Bisexual

AroAce

Bigender

♓Pisces♓

Hypersexual(?)

My pronouns: Any

Hogwarts house(s): Gryffinclaw

Patronus: Swan