Eyeless Jack

Okay I don't know if this will work... Sooo... Hi. I'm Jess! Nice to meet you EJ!

Peepee poopoo

Jane leaned on the wall beside the couch. "Have you seen Liu?" She asked, slipping her knife behind her back. Her black eyes peered through the porcelain mask, which was now cracked from a fight with the infamous serial killer, Jeff.

Hii mr.grumpy

Hi Jack!!!!!!

where is jeff*has a knife in hand*

lmao hi

You humans love to vent to someone who literally doesn't care.

I'm surprised at how many of you still remain. For those new, welcome. For those old, welcome back. You'll find I only rarely come on to greet you. My life is a busy one, isn't it? 
          How are you all coping with the human-imposed quarantine?

Hello?