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Kaito was just another Jujutsu Kaisen fan arguing with strangers online over the most important question of our generation:
Who would win-Sukuna Blob or Gojo's bottom half?
In the end, he won the argument.
Unfortunately, the universe took that personally. Because the next thing Kaito knew-
he had become the Sukuna Blob himself!!
And immediately after spawning into the JJK world, he found himself face-to-face with Ryomen Sukuna-the King of Curses, fresh out of a thousand-year sentence.
Even better, Kaito discovered that his new body came with Sukuna Blob's own Shrine, complete with all kinds of advanced tricks.
And somehow, he also gained a mutated version of the Ten Shadows Technique!
THE TEN FRAUDS TECHNIQUE!!!
A technique that lets him summon powerful JJK characters in their most cursed, embarrassing, meme-worthy forms!
Like the lower half of Gojo, Kashimo diced into Mango Cubes, or Ryu Ishigori's cannon-shaped head after Sukuna borrowed it for five seconds...
...
Gojo: "You're telling me this lower half you summoned-the one running and jumping around-is supposed to be mine??"
Kaito: "Yep~"
Kashimo: "And this pile of electrified Mango Cubes on the floor, where every chunk can somehow use its own technique... is ME??"
Kaito: "Correct!"
Megumi: "I can understand theirs. But why is the version of me you summoned completely intact, yet all he does is lie facedown on the floor and sleep?"
Kaito: "Because you already gave up."