MadImagination
Eryos has lived more lives than your grandma's houseplants - warrior cat, pirate mascot, alley king, and one tragic run as a hairless sphynx named Mr. Bubbles.
Now he's back again, in a new fur coat, with one goal: don't lose the family jewels.
He's escaped before, died gloriously (and stupidly) every time, and he refuses to let humans ruin this round with "the snip."
This is the story of a cat who's seen everything - love, betrayal, tuna - and still chooses chaos. Between dodging vacuum cleaners, fighting raccoons for territory, and philosophizing about reincarnation while licking his butt, Eryos tells it all in his own "ancient but slightly deranged" voice.
He's wise. He's feral. He's kinda hot (if you're into cats?).
And his story only gets weirder from here.
Welcome to Reincatnated.
Nine lives. Infinite nonsense. All claws.