No, please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them. - Homer Simpson
A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half. -Jeff Cooper
If you need advice, text me. If you need a friend, call me. If you need me, come to me. If you need money, go find someone else. -cherrybam.com
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet? -FB
GIGGEDY - Quagmire
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I find it hard to describe myself in a long, lengthy paragraph going on about my life, goals, and that other jazz. I know, it's sad, I can describe anyone BUT myself. But anyways I've formulated a Likes/Dislikes list to help you guys get the main idea of me :D
Favorite Color: Blue and Purple
Favorite Show(s): Doctor Who
Favorite Series: House of Night, and the Shopaholic Series
Favorite Book: Confessions of a Shopaholic
Favorite Sport: Soccer
Favorite Movie: The Little Mermaid
Favorite Food: Lasagna
Favorite Band: Queen
Favorite Singer: Weird Al
Least Favorite Color: Beige
Least Favorite Show: Family Guy
Least Favorite Series: ....do I have one?...
Least Favorite Book: Sisters in Sanity
Least Favorite Sport: Lacrosse
Least Favorite Movie: Anything in Black and White.
Least Favorite Food: Okra
Player vs. Player [COMPLETED]
Scamming the Prince [On Hold]
Player vs. Player II [In Progress]
She's a Man [In Progress]
(> )>o I was going to give you this cookie
.o<( <) But then i was like...
.. (>o<) ITS MY DAMN COOKIE!
(> )>o Then i said sharing is caring....
.... ('_' )
.o<( <) But then i was like... sharing is caring...but..
. (>o<) I FREEKING LIKE COOKIES!!
. (> <) So then I ate it...HAHAHA
^ stole from DanaFreak
I love creating whether by writing, or quilling or crocheting, just so long as each day I create something.
I'm married and have four boys who are now amazing men.
I will read anything, but my favourites are anything historical and especially the medieval era. Though for the past year I have been on a vampire fest, anything but Twilight - my son says he will disown me if he finds that on my Kindle.
But out of the thousands of books I have read my favourites are The Far Pavilions by MM Kaye and Katherine by Anya Seton. I read them about once every ten years and always seem to find something different that maybe I didn't notice before.
The Disreputable Duke is now being re-written in some parts, some parts will be added and some parts will be pulled and things will be generally changed about. It might be that some of it makes no sense for while, but all will be revealed in the end. Thanks for reading and for understanding when things don't make sense.
If you've read The Disreputable Duke then please go and read the other story staring the same characters but focusing on Nick and Gabriel.
Just an indie author writing what she loves and loving what she writes - most of the time - hoping to connect with her readers. My genres currently include Erotic Romance, Contemporary Romance, Fantasy, Science Fiction, and Fanfiction.
Connect with me!
Website - http://www.jazjohnson.com/index.html
Amazon - http://www.amazon.com/Jaz-Johnson/e/B00JN76T60/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1
Newsletter - eepurl.com/bLcQ_r
Twitter - https://twitter.com/SometimesINovel
Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/NovelistJaz/
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/authorjazjohnson/
Nanowrimo - http://campnanowrimo.org/campers/creativityevoked
If you want, leave a review on Amazon, Goodreads, or Barnes&Noble! I'd greatly appreciate it!
★ Hate my life :((
★ Love chocolate and pizza
★ Love reading and writing (Obviously, otherwise i wouldn't be on Wattpad :D )
★ I daydream a lot
★ Love supernatural creatures...vampires,hybrids,werewolves...you name it
♪Love Paramore, Panic at the disco..,Indila..and Enrique Iglesias
♦If you want to have a nice chat with me,don't hesitate to private message me...I don't bite ;P
Lastly with the not so interesting description of me,i would request you all of my readers that if you've enjoyed my stories,please vote and comment!
I'm a student in Mathematics; it's not as nerdy as it sounds, yet does take a lot of time.
Obviously, I like to write -though I'm no Shakespeare- draw, play the piano, knit, garden, watch movies... and read =]
I love to travel, visit new places, discover new cultures, learn new things, visit museums (I know, odd eh for a kid). Guess that's due to my moving childhood, I lived in almost all of the continents: I just have to go to South America, Africa, and, maybe Antarctica!
My top fav book is Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen and:
The Portrait of Dorian Grey by Oscar Wilde
The Green Mile by Stephen King (the movie is also awesome)
Rebecca by Daphné Du Maurier (the movie too)
Liasons Dangereuses (the adaptation with John Malcovich is amazing)
Sophie's World by Jostein Gaarder
The Mistress of spices by Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
and a bunch more!
I've recently become addicted to the British series 'Sherlock' starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman. If you're a Conon Doyle fan, watch it! You won't be disappointed!
I'm also a huge fan of Dr. WHO (how can one not be charmed by David Tennent's Scotish charm?)
[x] nomminated fo the wattyawards
[ ] win them :D
more of a challenge to finish a story in less than a year, hard thing to do ...
If you want me to read any of your stories, well just type down the title of it in the little rectangle below! (don't PM me though, please) and I'll figure a way to find the time to read it =] I'm open to all genres except horror (yes, I'm a baby) I often try to be as thorough as I can and criticise (in a "good" and "bad" way) it. So please, be kind enough to do the same, and help each other out. isn't it better a world of mutual aid?
I hope that you'll enjoy my work, and as earlier stated, please feel free to critic / comment! The probability that I answer back is of 99,9...% :-D
That's me in a nutshell =]
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