Ofmd Stories

❛𝘈𝘮𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦 𝘦𝘵 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦 𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘴.❜ love is rich with both honey and venom ☆⋆｡𖦹°‧ ᥫ᭡ 𝗗𝗢 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗖𝗢𝗣𝗬 ©

All in the title

a collection of One Shots based on Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach from 'Our Flag Means Death' I do not own any of these characters

Short and sweet scenes with Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death.

After months of searching, Stede Bonnet finally finds himself face to face with his beloved Edward Teach.

TAKES PLACE AFTER SEASON ONE FINALE. Basically a fun headcannon of what could happen after the season one finale. Hopefully more comes out, but until then I'm too obsessed with this show to do nothing.

I LOST MY OTHER DAMN ACCOUNT THAT HAD LIKE 8.9K READS SO IM DONE CRYING ABOUT IT AND MOVING TO THIS ONE NOBODY'S GOING TO READ THIS AND IF YOU DO DONT EXPECT CONSTANT UPDATES!! REQUST ME!

Ed and Stede decide to tie more than just a sailor's knot My piece for the Spring Tides Zine Cross-posted on A03

Ed and Stede keep meeting at Halloween parties as the years pass and their circumstances change. Each time they meet, their connection deepens. But a fuller relationship is always just out of reach. --- This story takes place over a number of years as Ed and Stede's lives change and intersect. CW: Infidelity happens but it's not the focus of the story.

This is an offshoot story of my novel-length fic, The Accidental Seduction of Edward Teach by Stede Bonnet, Gentleman Pirate. That fic is canon divergent and splits off around the end of episode 8 and assumes that Calico Jack and Izzy never betrayed the crew, so the slow burn of Ed and Stede's relationship continued. (Read it here: https://www.wattpad.com/1219857630-the-accidental-seduction-of-edward-teach-by-stede) This fic is sort of a Rosencrantz and Guildenstern moment that takes place around chapter 30, after Izzy has hooked up once with a man named Declan Finch. Declan was Stede's stable hand on Barbados and he followed Stede back to the Revenge after he went to tie up his old life. Declan holds a candle for Stede, but by this point has accepted he's with Ed. I'm not sure how many people are interested in this side story, but it wouldn't leave my head. And since the other story is very strictly Ed's POV, this was the only way to tell it. Smut implied, but not explicit. Declan is played by Jemaine Clement.

Title is kinda it.

A long awaited reunion. The stars and the sea in perfect balance. But there's that tiny shred of denial. Denial that the gunshot hasn't doomed them. ***** This takes place after Season 1, and was written before Season 2 came out. I'm in the past guys, tell me, is Season 2 good? Is it even out as you're reading this? //warning: SAD ENDING! see content warning below// //cover art not owned by me, I can't find the original image, apologies// //complete, so enjoy!// //cw: major character death, implied suicide, gun violence//

A pest has been brought aboard on the Revenge. How will that be dealt with?

What if the moment in the moonlight after the party on the fancy ship had gone down differently? What if both men had a touch more courage and came to realize their feelings for one another sooner? --- Just a short little piece set during the last scene of 'The Best Revenge is Dressing Well.' Things go a little differently right after Stede tells Ed he wears fine things well.

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After an ill-fated visit to a very strange island, Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet wake up in each others' bodies. --- Just a silly lil bodyswap fic because every fandom needs one. This takes place somewhere around their co-captaincy, before the British and before the Act of Grace. Ed knows he has feelings for Stede, but Stede is still oblivious. Although this is a bodyswap fic, I've tried not to make it too predictable and to play with people's expectations a little. This is the world of OFMD, but with some magical elements. But don't worry, I'm making the magic something ethereal and elemental, so there will be no problematic misuse of actual religions and their beliefs. I suppose bodyswaps by their nature have some dubcon, so a warning for that I guess? This one'll get a little bit smuttier than my other stories, but nothing too extreme.

so that gay pirate show

As you find your self mutinied as you've just been discovered of your disguise, in your old ship. You run into the revenge on your dingy and you end up falling in love with the first hand mate of blackbeard (Sorry about spelling, I'm dyslexic and first time writing a story, I hope all the Izzy lovers enjoy)

The crew of the Revenge have a conversation about mermaids instead of doing their pirate duties. An interesting conversation ensues.

"well this sure is a fixer upper, ay?" said stede, giving out an airy laugh. (Cover art by me)