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Twenty-eight-year-old Tony Stark thought his biggest challenge was taking over Stark Industries. He was wrong. Thanks to an ancient Asgardian legal loophole and a ten-year-old "sister" named Lyra , Tony is now the legal guardian of five overpowered anomalies.
Between a seven-year-old Thor who accidentally levels the gym, a five-year-old Loki who won't stop vanishing, and three interdimensional arrivals a toddler cultivator, a scarred wizard-to-be, and a glowing newborn. Tony is drowning in juice boxes and cosmic energy.
Enter Sirius Black: an escaped convict from another reality who just wants to protect his godson and somehow becomes the "fun uncle" to a house full of gods and ninjas. Together, this makeshift family must navigate 1990s Malibu, evade a fuming Odin, and survive the most dangerous thing of all: growing up