Haha Stories

"Oye..." "Kya?" "Hum galat ladki utha laye." (We kidnapped the wrong girl.) "...Kya?!" "Haan." "...Toh mujhe ghar chhod doge?" (...So you'll drop me home?) "Haan." (Yes.) "Nahi jaana." (I don't want to go.) "...KYA MATLAB NAHI JAANA?!" (...WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO GO?!) "Waise khane mein kya hai?" (By the way... what's for dinner?) Three accidental kidnappers. One girl who refuses to escape. Oops... Wrong Girl! 😂

i like just decorated this so like yayayaya

One liners are short jokes or remarks. Here's a collection of awesomeness and kickass-ness . Also look out for the multimedia relating to the one liners. Enjoy :") ~ Saph

Wanna see st.peter? Read this book! You'll die of laughter!

this thing is a joke lol

While Jong Kook ventures the uncertain trails of scars and bruises, Ji Hyo endures the burdens of everyday spotlight and unwanted restrainment. Eventhough they are pacing different grounds, his chaotic path finds the way to her small, limited world. She tries to keep him from losing his way, while he helps her destroy her bonds and break away. His too much freedom and her restrainment has broadened their friendship as they face trials in their different walks of life. These memories become the foundation of their own story, and bond them together with more great friends. This is the story of two different people who met by chance and defied the odds to face the fears of being a youth and follow their dreams.

"Do you want to love him?" the girl in straining tears asked clearly still upset. "No" Iris responded honestly. "Do you love him?" the girl asked again. Iris hesitated before stating, "....Yes." She finally admitted she was in love with the bad boy Bobby Anderson, but it might've been too late. She hated herself for letting him take piece of her heart, but little did she know how much Bobby was hurting too...

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Elodie: belki de insan olmanın bedeli budur Sua:o bedeli ödemeye niyetim yok

sur·vive continue to live or exist in spite of danger or hardship. even when it comes to summoning a coven of witches with an intent to kill you by stealing your youth. especially when your crush and your little sister are caught in the mix.

A Chatroom between double B , for people who don't know .... Hanbin ( B.i ) & Jiwon ( Bobby ) of iKON This will basically be them chatting and everything and there might be some surprises while I write hehe Also I'm starting this because my Hanbin fanfic might take longer and i decided to show you how they became friends in my own way ;) I was inspired by all the Chatroom stories :) || Credit to all of them <33 ||

Stuff from my head. You can read. You can ignore.. Mostly vents?

There's a lot of Murder drones

The Madman Xalvador wants all humans dead or as his slave. He is one-hundred percent anti-human. He believes that all humans disserve to go extinct or live on as slaves. Just when he is about to make his strike to begin his human elimination plan, a young Elf steps in and thwarts his plans. At first Lacey thinks that the war that is soon stepping closer to them is all about the humans, but then dark secrets are unburied and it becomes much more. "Join me!" "I will remain loyal to Xalvador!" "Then know you have been warned.... War is stepping upon us...."

Come one and all to asking author things lmao... because I'm bored... I dont have a life so lmao... ask questions, say something's I will reply lmao

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Little girl named Lisa Jane Mary cmmit many warcrime such wow

i draw and im gay did you know that dogs are called dogs because they are dogs? i know crazY-

Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.

In this story, Duke Depp follows you on TikTok because the other fanfics are shocking and my eyes burn so here a clean kid-friendly one :)