Fail Stories

MURDER IS A CRIME In a world where badges shield killers and headlines bury the truth, one video loops until the outrage fades. A federal agent walks free. The system applauds. The streets forget. But some memories don't die. Some men don't forgive. When the white skull steps out of the shadows, justice isn't a courtroom-it's a blade, a chair, and four simple words. Frank Castle doesn't care about acquittals. He cares about crimes. And murder... is a crime.

A young girl falls in love with a charming boy who happens to be her sisters lover. Her life starts to fall apart as she secretly has an affair with him. chaos brews when she noticed her parents have been gone on a business trip for long without any phone calls....

So this will be a collection of my thoughts, relatable stuff and rants on various things. Might include some poems too.

... hoffentlich möglichst still und stumm. Und sonst werden wir sie mit diesem Buch zum verstummen bringen. Oder ihr die verdiente Aufmerksamkeit zusprechen (spoiler: ich spreche nicht frei, ich verurteile nur. Weniger Papierkram.)

update [april 4 2017] > wow! 2k reads? I can't believe so many people read this lmao. lots of love! 💞 -- disclaimer; this fic is intended to be bad.

You decided to read this.. it's my cheesy pick up lines deal with it... I suggest not using this to try and date someone

This is a collection of songs. If you have reccomendations or concerns, please let me know. NOTE- This is temporarily completed. I'm too busy writing to dig up a song to put up here, so yeahxD It is paused

After a couple losses in battle, it is now the weekend where RED Team gets to have some time off to rest. Medic 'goes missing' after talking to his brother after the battle (BLU Medic) even though they were sitting down watching the sunset. Medic goes back to RED base and takes the time on the weekend to test out some experiments as he hasn't been able to experiment much besides from healing his team 24/7. As Medic thinks his experiment is going rather well, some of the Mercenaries get into a fight by yelling, it startles Medic and misplaces an item which causes the experiment to blow up. Medic is now injured, he doesn't know how badly. He hasn't told anyone but some of the Mercenaries are getting concerned about his mental and physical state of health.

when a wimpy, geeky, considerate gentleman likes a girl.

previously called : Oreo Cookies Look around. Find yourself being lost. It isn't easy. It hard to figure out where you are. That's what it's like to be famous, and that's what it's like to be in love. For some people, you know the quick way; it's a cheep way. And for the other half you know the long way, the true way. That's what it's like with love. Cheep love doesn't last forever. Hard love... It can last. ▫️ Tokyo Akashi. She's the famous Japanese singer, Rainbow Dash. She had the easy way into fame, but she works hard to keep her life to balance. It was till now that she had to keep up. She's starting something new, and it gets harder. It gets harder because it adds on to her list of the To-Do-List that she hates. She has to try harder to not fall in love. To try harder to keep her career from falling. To try harder to keep being a teenager. Because when you find the cheep way in to something. . . You're going to have to learn the struggles to keep it from failing.

Join me in my quest to see exactly how much Google Translate destroys popular songs from Disney films! :D

5 short paragraphs of complete nonsense I came up with while drunk at a friend's birthday. There's a banana peel, a bicycle, and three people who really didn't deserve what happened. It makes no sense, and that's the point.

Allie Camrey is sick of being someone she's not. Between the layers of makeup, the fake boyfriends and all the DRAMA in her life, she just wants to escape and find her own self. Maybe while doing all of this, she can snag one of the hottest guys in school. Maybe she'll even throw in a teaspoon full of romance, hope, cat fights, possible suicides, and anything else she can think of, and maybe -- just maybe -- make this just like any other bad love story.

Hi I'm Sarah, I'm the most popular girl in school and I am totally normal. I'm prettier than other girls and had millions of boyfriends. Okay maybe I am lying, there has been a time where I farted infront of class... or maybe a time I accidently flashed my knickers to the school in assembly, but lets just say that It NeVeR HaPpEnEd!

Also... in dieser Geschichte geht es um zwei Freunde, in dem Fall mich und meine beste Freundin. Wir reisen durch Zeit, Raum und andere Dimensionen. Zum Beispiel Harry Potter, Pokemon, Das Mittelalter oder zu den Dinosauriern. Es werden viele Fails entstehen und auch ein paar Gegner kommen. Ja ich weiß das diese Beschreibung schlecht ist. Meine Beschreibungen waren noch nie gut xD Achtung: diese Geschichte basiert auf einem RPG von mir und meiner bf.

This is mostly a diary about why I feel I'm a fail! It's just somewhere to put the stupid thought I have throughtout the day and the funny things that happen.