Bullshit Stories

This is going to be a collection of my weird (and gay) fantasies. 🫪

My never ending bs in life and my random dumb rants are all in this book. If ur a stalker thats interested in my life, well here u go. Enjoy it ig :\ And dw bbgs, am always fine, mentally and physically. Well most of the time but yeah, Anyways, TW: mention of bullshit, chemistry, calculus, algebra and lots and lots of dumb rant. Read at ur own risk ⚠️

⚠️Warning⚠️

Each chapter will be the length of a chapter from a Great American Novel

Being a teen just sucks in general

A George cooper x brisket love story 🥰🥰🥰

"Give it back you asshole." I yelled while struggling to get the notebook back. "The shit head list?" He smirked while flipping to the next page. "Shit head number one- Hunter Stone ." He looked at me and raised an eyebrow. Well, this is it. Im obviously going to be six feet under in a few seconds. ~'*'~ Alyssa and Aiden have been best friend's ever since they were born. They have had done everything together from first steps to well First time being in jail... During the years of their life, they have hated people from the asshole at the supermarket to the old witch across the street. But What will happen when Ridgewood's number one Bad Boy Hunter Stone finds out he's number one on The Shithead list? I mean the towns bad boy isn't going to be affected by a stupid list made by a random girl at school or is he? And will the rest of the shitheads find out? It's simple 2 Best friends 1 Notebook 5 Shit Heads What could possibly happen? ****** Started; Mon Nov 12 , 2018 Finished: ©Copyright2018

read If you want

"do u see me "

enjoy my story

Dis stories about this Lil Gay Boi and his sad upset life. he get hurt everyday and cri all the tiem... he sad he upset nobody understands

A promise-to always love yourself.

... Wow.

Why does Wattpad allow 2000 characters for a description? Who would write that much?

read and find out.

another crack fic yay

I made a second one... Enjoy!

A well-meaning archaeology professor takes eighteen college students to conduct a survey of the La Jolla Indian Reservation. Hilarity ensues.

Basically Gravity Falls one shots because I am mentally unable to write an entire story. Maybe some OTGW here and there. This book contains: AUs Ships Memes Author's Notes Sequels to some one-shots Rants Please feel free to suggest ideas in the comments. I barely have any. Gravity Falls is owned by Disney and made by Alex Hirsch. Over The Garden Wall is owned by Cartoon Network and made by Patrick McHale.

Nigga if I told you I WOULD DIE