So, before you read this...

You didn't ask for this. You swear to all things holy, you didn't.

You didn't even want to get involved, but now-

"GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF ME."

Who knew saving someone would get you into trouble?
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(In which Reader is a normal person who unwittingly gets involved in an alien conspiracy. Veeerrryy slow-burn romance. Updates VERY sporatically.)