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"You two are both acting like babies, I hate not knowing who to blame, I am super horny! I mean really horny and all I want is some sweet and sour chicken with some chow mein!" I screamed at the two men who stood across from me pointlessly fighting with each other.

"I mean, baby you know I would love to go down on you but like... I feel like it would be really weird if the first thing the baby saw was my dick..."