A Golden Introduction

Ross the Sadistic Hero is planning on taking over the world from his tank! And before you start asking questions, no he does not have a giant iron war machine. He's just a goldfish with a taste for world domination. Totally normal, right?

This is just something I'm going to write when I'm bored of working on my more serious works. Sometimes I just need a bit of humor to inspire my creativity. I apologize for the randomness. And yes, I do have a fantail goldfish named Ross the Sadistic Hero. And he's fantastic.