How to Kill a Jedi or Sith

This is a guild on how to kill a Jedi or a Sith! Has a Jedi or Sith wronged you? Take revenge! Read this guild on how to do it. By reading this you agree that you will not hold me reliable if you are injured or killed while attempting to cause harm to a Force User in anyway. (I do not own star wars, the ideas or thoughts in this work, or the cover art in anyway.)
Foot note: Star Wars is NOT real. There is not such things as Jedi or Sith.