Insecurities

It's hard enough to just exist as a nation, whether or not you're a major world power or just a few ideas thrown into a human body and given life. Whichever body you're got is the one you'll be in for the rest of your life.

So being told you're a little fatter than you should be can really take a blow to your self esteem.

Luckily for Alfred F. Jones, he has an amazing boyfriend named Jett Jacob Kirkland who thinks he is the most beautiful man to walk the earth.