Who's my dad?

[ON HOLD SO DONT YOU /DARE/ TELL ME TO UPDATE]
•I'm working on it?
•The title isn't permanent.
•NOT NOT NOT BLACKICE
•um, rated PG because of potential injuries, hopefully no cursing (but my track record isn't too clean...)
•Fatherly!Pitch, Son-like!Jack, Annoying/Stupid!Guardians (in Jack's mind)
•Should this be Rainbow Snowcone?
•No telling me to update once I eventually do *glowers darkly*