Whatever Unholy Thing

Okay here's the deal- I am putting myself in your hands, guys. Any request at all- anything from Johnlock fluff to Trump+foot fetish+50 Shades (think about it, bound-up come-slathered orange cheeto feet)- I WILL do. I might hate it, I might cry, but I will do it.
I'm on break, and in the voice of Sherlock- I'm BOOOORED!