Chapter One: She Was Serious

At 31 Jamie Crenshaw has very little figured out. She's juggling a career with being the Mother to the most perverse 14 year old to have ever walked the planet... It's not all sunshine and rainbows, and to make matters worse- it seems as though her supposed best friend, Elsie Whitehall, is trying to ruin her life: Time to trade in the martinis for cha-cha shoes, and cigarettes for sequins.
'Dancing with the Stars' may have played host to many stars, but not many like Jamie Crenshaw- it''s only a waiting game until something goes wrong.