One

Matthew Williams didn't normally mess up a mission.
But this time, as he watched the tiny yellow bird fly out the window, he knew he had screwed himself royally.
Now Matthew's stuck passing himself off as a human Gilbird, the beloved pet of the oblivious German named Gil. He's only doing it until he finds the documents he was sent to retrieve, but there's something about Gilbert that makes him want to keep this act up just a little bit longer.

"What the fuck?!" -me when I had this idea

"Finally, something with smut in it for once." -somebody who has been reading my fics for a while and just read the darkness beneath and is mad because there was no smut.

"Sangwoo isn't that bad." -some doofus