No one else was in the room where it happened... or was there?

I got the idea of Nerd!Tjeffs and Fuckboi!AHam high school AU from the wonderful Exadorlion on Tumblr! So, this will have the following ships in it:
Jamilton (obviously)
Mullette
Marliza
LeeBurr (fight me it's a good ship)
Kingbury

Warning: This will have smut and maybe some suicidal things in it so if you don't like that stuff, don't read it!