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So, funny story actually, im dead. well, technically, im undead. wait no, thats zombies. im dead, but not braindead? anyway. im a ghost. and for some reason (long story, actually) i ended up in hell. who knew satan was such a busy guy? i mean, he seems so stressed lately. but anyways, back to the main point, he has a new haunting program. sliiiight problem, i have no idea how to haunt people. i mean, i used to be a sceptic, i didnt even believe in ghosts until i ended up here. so this ought to be fun, right?