Battling The Beast: Take 30

Who doesn't love dangerous magic and sexy gods? Okay, those of you with your hands up, get out. The rest of you, carry on.

Here's my one-shot for the Battle The Beast contest. If you haven't already indulged in the book series 'The Magicians' by Lev Grossman, or the TV series by the same name, compliments of SyFy channel, your life is regrettably deficient.