Sanji's Incident.

A joke with Cassie has actually lead me here. So here is a modern AU with Eustass Kid cause I haven't actually done one with him yet. He's a grumpy puppy as always and if you haven't searched fanart of him yet? Boy, do I recommend it. *fans self*

ANYWAYS, Mature rating cause he's sassy and some lewd content ahead! Enjoyyy~! I also own nothing!