Chapter One- A Slightly Unusual Morning for All of Us

The story of these objects is actually quite a funny one. You see, they do not have to abide by any of the laws of physics. The only things we know to be true they completely disregard in the simplest and most effortless way possible. It's almost rude on their part. The hilarious thing is that we will never have control. They are the stars of the show, if they want to be a toothbrush? Fine. A lawnmower? No one can stop them. If they want to destroy all of Earth know then unfortunately firefly will never have a second season. Everything is dead. So why are they studied and why do humans care about them so much? Humans are known for letting curiosity kill them, usually in horrific ways. Besides, they're just really, really cool.