Prologue or Things you need to know or Whatever

"There are two things you do not do to a teenaged, slightly book crazed (okay, maybe not slightly), Romantic (with a capital R) girl. These are not in any guide book on any bookshelf in any part of the world."

I have a lot to deal with right now. There's no time to sit around giving you a summary, what with the apocalypse and all. You're just going to have to read the story.