Chapter 1- A fairy book club

I bet you think being a fairy godmother is a dream job. Sure, I get to wave a wand around and send pretty girls off to get themselves hitched to princes, but what do I ever get in return? A thank you note? A Christmas card? An invitation to tea at the palace? I get nothing more than nothing. If watching airheads flit around at balls is a dream, then trust me, I want to wake up.