my idea

"So, mon ami, how did you two first meet again?"
"Well, Alexander punched me in the nose, you see."
"I SAID I WAS SORRY"
"Lots of blood, very gruesome"
"JOHN IT WAS THREE MONTHS AGO"
"I had to get a nose job"
"YOU SON OF A-"
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Warning contains lots of gay. Much gay. Don't like, don't read, thank you :3
Ships in my story will include;
Lams
Mullette
Jeffmads
And possible Eliza/Maria